March 2012
February 2012
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I was watching 'Futurama' from 2003 and saw Lady...
mydreamsmydesires:
“If she can’t be your friend, she can’t be your girlfriend. Too many times I’ve...”
– John Gallagher (via creatingaquietmind)
Straight bitches
Them: Hey you're gay right?
Me: Yeah
Them: Do you lick pussy?
Me: No. I get my girlfriend naked, have her lie spread eagle, and dance around her naked while chanting spells of lust towards her clitoris.
“Your past is just a story. And once you realize this, it has no power over you.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via letigrechinois)
“I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.”
– Uma Thurman (via undeadlife)
